Rachel Bloom - I Steal Pets lyrics

Ohhhh Yeaaaaah School is really boring Can't wait for the bell to ring ‘Cause tonight I'm hanging with all of my friends! Gonna party through the night- Karaoke, pillow fights The music's loud, the lights are bright It never ends I have so many friends! ‘Cause I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the popular people I steal pets from the popular people and hide them all in a shed Yeah! I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the popular people I steal pets from the popular people And lock them in my shed At school, life can be such a drag Whitney Jones called me a f** But her cat ate salmon out of my hand! I smiled at Michael in the halls Then he spread rumors I have b**** But I taught his dog to hug on command! I have so many friends! Right, dog?! ‘Cause I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the popular people I steal pets from the popular people and hide them all in a shed Yeah! I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the popular people I steal pets from the popular people And paint their nails red- take it Cuddles! Bark bark bark bark bark yeah! Bark bark bark bark bark yeah! Bark bark bark bark bark yeah! Rawrrrrrrr It's the seventh grade dance in the shed tonight And I'm the life of it all Cats and dogs all groovin' with me We're havin' such a ball I start slow dancing with Greg Mendelsson's terrier mix He's wearing a suit and he has Greg's eyes Suddenly We kiss! ‘Cause I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the popular people I steal pets from the popular people and hide them all in a shed Yeah! I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the popular people I steal pets from the popular people My parents both are dead Boo! I steal pets from the popular people (Pets aren't yours, pets are mine) Then dress them up like the popular people (Pets aren't yours, pets are mine) Yeah I steal pets from the popular people (Pets aren't yours, pets are mine) And dress them up like the popular people All of them are mine! I steal pets, I steal pets, lock them in my shed I steal peeeeeeeeeeetttttss Lock them in my shed