Rachel Bloom - I Gave You a UTI lyrics

[Greg] What's that burnin' feelin' Every time you pee? Well, that's how it goes After you have so Much awesome s** with me! I gave you A UTI! Yeah, I gave you A UTI! My sweet love injection Caused a urinary tract infection! I'm just that good! I didn't even try, try, try! I gave you a UTI! [Rebecca, spoken] Okay, so it's not really a comment on the quality of the s** as much as a lot of s** has been happening and there's just a very natural transfer of bacteria— [Greg, spoken] Don't ruin this for me! [Greg] That bladder inflammation Is my little gift to you! Yeah, sometimes chicks need medication After what I put them through! [Greg, spoken] C'mon, sing with me! [Rebecca, spoken] No, I'm not gonna do that [Greg] I gave you (I gave you) A UTI! (A UTI!) Yeah, I gave you (I gave you) A UTI! (A UTI!) I'm so good at s** Your maidenship got wrecked! My penis is the reason you may die, die, die! I gave you a UTI! One night with me is pure ecstasy 'Cause I know just what you like But you should know for a week or so You won't be able to ride a bike! [Greg, spoken] I'm so sorry, if you have to cancel that spin cla**. I'll pay the cancellation fee because I know a lot of times, you have to book the specific bike in advance. Anyway... [Greg] I gave you (I gave you) A UTI! (A UTI!) Not an STD! (No STDs!) Just to clarify [Rebecca, spoken] Okay, good to know. Whoa! [Greg] If it hurts to take a leak Well, that's just part of my technique What has two thumbs and gave you a UTI? (This guy!) I gave you a UT I gave you a UT I gave you A U T IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!