Rachel Bloom - Dream Ghost lyrics

[Dr. Akopian] You know the trope In storytelling, it's a norm When a person's in trouble a manifestation Of their subconscious appears in the form Of a Dream Ghost! Giving advice you kinda already knew I'm a Dream Ghost! I'm really just your mind working things through It's not clear if I'm hallucinated Or actually magic Let's leave it vague It's more interesting that way I'm gonna take you On a journey through time and space And in the end you realize you knew the answer all along Honestly, it's a bit of a waste To be a... [Dream Ghosts #1 & #2] Dream Ghost! (Dream Ghost!) We're other Dream Ghosts helping people on this plane We're also Dream Ghosts (Dream Ghosts!) While you're all asleep, we'll sing the refrain [Dr. Akopian and Dream Ghosts #1 & #2] It'll never be clear if we're hallucinated Or actually magic And we're all women, ‘cause this job doesn't pay so well [Rebecca, spoken] Wow, so there are a lot of dream ghosts! [Dr. Akopian, spoken] Yeah, a lot of people on this plane are having predicaments [Dream Ghost #1] This guy is deciding Whether or not to leave his wife [Dream Ghost #2] This girl is wondering If she should terminate a pregnancy [Dr. Akopian] This lady's dreaming in Portuguese So I'm not sure what she wants [Dream Ghost #1] And this douche is agonizing Over whether to buy or lease a new Porsche [All Dream Ghosts] We are the...Dream Ghosts! (Dream Ghosts) Here to show you the proper way We are the Dream Ghosts [Dream Ghosts #1 & #2] Dream Ghosts [All Dream Ghosts] And the health care with this job is just okay We'll help you with decisions if you're on the fence And we're available for private events We're the Dream Ghosts We wish our union health plan had dental Dream Ghosts We pay out of pocket for cleanings