Rachel Bloom & Adam Schlesinger - Friendtopia lyrics

[REBECCA, spoken] You have now entered the world Of the Best Friend Squad And when you have friends That are this best You feel unstoppable So prepare to surrender To the power of friendship 'cause we're going To take over the world Like, actually, we are Actually going to Take over the world Well just, just look over there [REBECCA] When my friends and I Stick together there's Nothing we can't do And when I say that I specifically mean We're gonna to stage a coup [HEATHER] With the power of our Gossip giggles we'll storm The Pentagon! [VALENCIA] Then celebrate with Bottomless mimosas On the White House lawn [REBECCA, VALENCIA & HEATHER] We're going to braid Each other's hair, then cut Each other's braids Connect the braids To build a rope To hang all of Congress! Squad goals! [VALENCIA] Stay together forever! [REBECCA, VALENCIA & HEATHER] Squad goals! [HEATHER] Take control of the banks! [REBECCA, VALENCIA & HEATHER] Squad goals! [REBECCA] Don't let a man come between us If he does shoot him in the head! [REBECCA, VALENCIA & HEATHER] O-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h! Friendtopia! A dystopia around our friendship! Friendtopia! Our manifesto is fun! Zig-a-zow! [REBECCA] Now that we have total control Get ready for what's in store! Our reign will be like "Sweet Valley High" meets "1984"! [VALENCIA] When one of us gets dumped That becomes Memorial Day All agriculture will be diverted Into making us Rosé [HEATHER] There's a really exclusive sushi place That never let's us in So when we don't get in we say: [REBECCA, VALENCIA & HEATHER] Let's just go home and drink Rosé! Roll call! [REBECCA, VALENCIA & HEATHER] Rebecca! [REBECCA] The brainy one! Head of censorship and mind control! [REBECCA, VALENCIA & HEATHER] Heather! [HEATHER] The cool one! I put d** in the water supply! [REBECCA, VALENCIA & HEATHER] Valencia! [VALENCIA] The s**y one! Czar of torture! [REBECCA, VALENCIA & HEATHER] O-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h! Friendtopia! We nostalgically watch "Hocus Pocus"! Friendtopia! Aw, I love "Hocus Pocus"! Friendtopia! All citizens much watch "Hocus Pocus"! Friendtopia! Or they will be k**ed! Zig-a-zow!