Mary had a little romance with an older man and he said, I'll give you a son, just one Don't cry, you'll be strong Don't cry, we'll raise him strong just once Immaculate, amazing, and totally absurd Think he's up there, yeah? Don't be too sure he'll save us, if he's not too bored, so bow down, and praise the lord Mary didn't feel too good About nailing her own flesh and blood to a piece of wood so god said, don't cry We raised him strong He's a big boy now, I just hope the oak will hold Immaculate, amazing, and totally absurd Think he's up there, yeah? Don't be too sure he'll save us, if he's not too bored, so bow down, and praise the lord