I'm a thug tonight Full of piss and spite When I'm feeling like being impolite 'Cause some f** stole my bike And I had to walk here tonight So I'm looking for an unfair fight (One, two, three, four) d**h of a bike thief (Whoa) d**h of a bike thief, d**h of a bike thief You wanna see my inner hooligan? Just make me walks the streets again Without my two-wheel temple I miss my, my bicycle Was all I had And now she's in Another man's hands Heading for the pawn In Oregon We had good times - bye, babe, so long (One, two, three, four) d**h of a bike thief (Whoa) d**h of a bike thief, d**h of a bike thief You wanna see my inner hooligan? Just make me walks the streets again Without my two-wheel temple I miss my, my bicycle Was all I ever, ever had It was all I had So now you die Now you die Yeah, so, like, my bike got stolen and now it's totally gutted, you know? You know, it's got cracked rims and a waterlogged seat and no rear cog - only one pedal, actually only one left handlebar too, and her frame was cracked, and her chain was all rusty, and her tires were flat, her spokes were missing and sh**, but, man, she was mine and I f**ing miss her, you know? d**h of a bike thief (Whoa) d**h of a bike thief, d**h of a bike thief You wanna see my inner hooligan? Just make me walks the streets again Without my two-wheel temple I miss my, my bicycle Was all I had So now you die Now you die Die, motherf**er Die, motherf**er Die, motherf**er Die, motherf**er, die