Extra, extra, read all about it! News flash, read all about it! Here comes another scam and don't you doubt it May make you laugh, but it ain't funny I can't believe the things they do for money Another show that needs to get rated Just got to add a little more hatred We interrupt this program to tell you Disco's out, murder's in k** it! Goody, goody, another commotion One more time, in slow motion The mountain won't come to Mohammed Let's keep our fingers crossed and maybe he'll bomb it La da de da da de de da da All kind of la de f**in' das Disco's out, murder's in If you wanna go far, we'll make you a star Not looking for a filler, just a serial k**er! It's got to be violent to make it a highlight If we show it enough well everyone will think it's alright Disco's out, murder's in k** it! k** it! Disco's out, murder's in! k** it!