My girlfriend's over but I sent her away 'cause she almost knocked the supper off my TV tray Bring a loada' RC Cola TV Dinner A plate of Twinkies It takes a pink burrito For to keep me clean (For to keep me clean) TV dinner is the meal that I'm lovin' Take off the foil, 30 minutes in the oven Bring a loada' RC Cola TV Dinner A plate of Twinkies It takes a pink burrito For to keep me clean (For to keep me clean) Don't like no carrots, can't stand no peas But a pack of Dong Dongs bring me down to my knees Bring a loada' RC Cola TV Dinner A plate of Twinkies It takes a pink burrito For to keep me clean (For to keep me clean) Girlfriend's switchin' like no other Let's me spend all day in from of that 24-inch color Brings a loada' RC Cola TV Dinner A plate of Twinkies It takes a pink burrito For to keep me clean (For to keep me clean) Only one think makes me jump up and holler TV breaks down during Bowling for Dollers Get a loada' RC Cola TV Dinner A plate of Twinkies It takes a pink burrito For to keep me clean (For to keep me clean) (Oh yeah) (That's right)