Quincy Punx - Jerry Lewis lyrics

I wanna play the Jerry Lewis telethon And raise big bucks for MDA Cuz Jerry raises millions every year And we'll equally divide the pay I wanna play the Jerry Lewis telethon With great big famous Vegas superstars And that jerk with three trained oranguatans We'll play real fast and smash our guitars [Chorus:] Slam dancing with Jerry's kids And having lots of fun Singing swearwords on the air Yeah, Jerry's number one He'd say we're number one till he heard us play Then he'd kick us off the show But it's too late, we're here to stay And we aren't gonna go I wanna do the natural act with Charo Tango with old men in pink golf pants I wanna play k**er thrashing punk So even Jerry will slamdance I wanna play the Jerry Lewis telethon And booze backstage with Ed McMahon Your pledges will buy us lots of beer So call right now and pledge a hundred grand [Repeat Chorus]