Quincy Punx - Crack Lab (in My Basement) lyrics

I've got a cracklab in my basement I'm a shining example of a junior acheivement Cooking up d** on my chemistry set Twenty-seven grand a week is what i get [Chorus:] I've got a cracklab in my basement Please don't tell my mommy on me I've got a cracklab in my basement Every kid needs a hobby I'm the only kid on my block with an uzi All the other fourth graders are jealous of me I'll be a millionaire by the time I'm thirteen I'm a perfect example of an American dream [Repeat Chorus] My parents are dumb they'll never suspect And if they do I'll just tell em its a science fair project My cub scout troop does the distribution And I'm thinking of expanding into prostitution [Repeat Chorus] [Bridge] You mix it up, You cook it down You serve it up out on the playground Crack Lab [Repeat first verse] [Repeat chorus] [Repeat bridge]