Quentin Tarantino - Planning & Scheming lyrics

Michael Bacall : Now, look You can't look like you're trying to get her out of here before Christian Simonson shows up But you've got to get her out of here before Christian Simonson shows up Eli Roth : What's the point? They're going to Shanna's daddy's house at Lake L.B.J. and it's no guys Absolutely no guys Michael Bacall : Okay So after we bring the girls' drinks In fairly rapid order, but not obvious We order two more rounds of shots Eli Roth : You think they're gonna fall for that? Michael Bacall : We'll be very convincing Now it's time to turn up the volume No more f**ing around We go to Jäger shots Eli Roth : Man, they're not gonna drink Jäger shots Michael Bacall : Dude, as long as a guy's buying the booze, a f**in' b**h will drink anything C'mon, we can at least get one shot of Jäger down these f**ing b**hes' throats After that, we'll see if they get another Jäger shot in them You never know That could be the shot that puts them past the point of "f** it." Eli Roth : Then all of a sudden "no guys at the lake house" Turns into a couple of guys at the lake house Michael Bacall : My point exactly And I know I can at least get "Shanna s**-my-banana" to do a f**ing bu*tery Nipple shot What's Julia's sweet shot? Eli Roth : Key Lime Pie Michael Bacall : Oh, come on, dude Even f**ing Leroy Brown would do one more for dessert