Quasi - When the Going Gets Dark lyrics

When you told me if you can't beat 'em, join 'em I was thinking d**h before dishonor As you lord over your front porch Getting drunk with your neighbor Well I might wander all day Across the Milky Way But I'll be Joan of Arc when the going gets dark Why buy a trip across the ocean When you could already be the sea? And they'll tell you sign up with the winning team Or get out of the way, get with the program Welcome to the real world! Is that what is real Or is it just that the standard deal? You can have all of that That ain't where it's at Why buy a trip across the ocean When you could already be the sea?