I was a crab dragging claws through the mire Down below in the murky depths of nowhere Merry Christmas, Happy New Year Pleased to meet you, oh how do you do? You were the head in the window of a car Pa**ed by over and over again Merry Christmas, Happy New Year Pleased to meet you, oh how do you do? I was blind, blind inside But now I see how you told the truth When you lied to me