[Dave Chappelle] There's a lot of different kinds of penis sicknesses out there. Isn't that right, Q-Tip? [Q-Tip] That's right, Dave. All kinds! Sex isn't wrong, but you gotta be right If you're hitting the sheets, then wrap it up tight Listen up kids, cause I ain't jokin' One bad decision, your dick will be smokin' You'll catch a V.D., but don't take it from me...