We can do our make up in the parking lot We can get so famous that we both get shot But right now I'm in the shower We can get some press on nails at CVS I can tell you now or I can make you guess But right now I'm in the shower I'm in the shower We can drink our beer out of a sippy cup We can go to Disneyworld and f** sh** up But right now I'm in the shower We can call in sick and go to Chuck E. Cheese We can make a baby on the flying trapeze But right now I'm in the shower I'm in the shower We can fall in love at the Dairy Queen We can be nice or we can be mean But right now I'm in the shower