Putitang - Wet Dreams And Nightmares lyrics

Putitang Putitang Puti Puti Puti Puti Tang Mothers never love us, but we mother f**ers HA! Nine months ago I was consummated today They tried to abort, but they was a little too late I said "I wasn't here on accident, these wet dreams and nightmares have been accidents!" Back to when I was sh**ting no laxatives, needed diapers that's accurate was never abstinent coming out the womb Yeah I never graduate I just focus up on this rapping sh** Ga**ing up like a flatulent, but that's just what I do How ironic that she fat, but we skinny dip I got the booty call, but I don't call it quits You make my dick stand up just so you could sit I had a flash back when you flashed me your tits (I don't know where I am) What's up with that? They say sleep is the cousin of d**h and if we sleep together just know your p**y is dead (amen) (one take) I need something to eat, something pink I'll even settle for some furry mink or something stink I swear in this world man I want it all Let's see that a** jiggle, legs up on the wall These blue balls need to shoot off I'm too on I know you all nose call that Rudolph She's just like saturn she's got a ring on it But that ain't stopping me I'm being honest (static) So since we f** I guess that ring don't promise And now that the truths out..who needs a closet? I say hi to all my haters, one time for Paradox so I'mma leave some holes in your body like a pair of crocks (yeah) But f** that I snuck that diss I hope you cut that you caught that so s** a dick! A dick is a dick wonder where I can stick it A b**h is a b**h so I don't f** with b**hes I said I don't like it when it's sour I said I just don't like it when it's sour So I'm swerving on them b**bies, that's a motor boat If p**y's the main attraction then I guess I stole the show If you want a barbecue let's get a pig roast poppin' Team P.O.P.S got it poppin', cherries got it poppin' She dancing on me like the Macarena, her a** the size of the planet Uran*s That's pretty big that's pretty fat I'm going in not going back so lay it on me and I hit it like I hit the road Jack Shut the f** up when we trying to f**, get f**ed up when we trying to f** If I'm out of condoms then we out of luck she says Oh dear! then she f**s this buck Oh lord, I'm the rookie and the vet I've been putting down this b**hes aye like I was a vet Throwing money at these b**hes so they playing fetch Why am I chilling with these b**hes man they be like my pets! She get a head rush when my head rush to that p**y I'm not scared of eating p**y, no I'm not a p**y, PUSSY! She text me she's pregnant I pulls a Houdini Don't rub me the wrong way cuz I ain't a genie All I do everyday is sleep, eat and f** Then I repeat I sleep with them then I eat them and then we f** I swear I'm never catching feels, I'm just feeling on them titties man and damn it feel amazing man I was reborn from a C section Dealing with D-pression Give her my E-rection If I don't read let's f** then I'm D-slexic k** the p**y I'mma need forensics I like to stimulate her senses Backing that a** like a car in reverse, k**ing these pussies I'mma need a hearse Who's the first these chickens is jerks my flow is like the fourth of July this fireworks I just want to satisfy they thirst Laughing at these f**ing losers cuz these virgins f**ing lose it, eating a** sh**s therapeutic Whaling on that puma like I'm a beluga, like I'm a beluga Yeah she f**ing blow me and I sound just like a tuba ooouuu JHEEZ!