If I wanted to be like you I'd go out and make an a** of myself If I wanted to talk like you I'd go out and put a foot in my mouth Realizing what to do right now So I can be cool like you Seem to have it all right here for you I know, I'll never be like you That's how it stays now Thinking all the girls love you You pick the ones that don't love themselves Saying anything that you feel safe I wanna be there when it blows in your face