Puscifer - Cuntry Boner (Dirty Robot Mix) lyrics

Maynard: f**ed Dolly Parton f**ed Loretta Lynn f**ed Barbara Mandrell And f**ed all of her kin I've f**ed Minnie Pearl I f**ed Elvis Presley's little girl I f**ed the Judds Paz: You f**ed the Judds? Maynard: Hell yeah! My c*ntry bo*er, it won't go down Maynard & Paz: It won't go down, it won't go down My c*ntry bo*er won't go down My bo*er, my bo*er, my bo*er won't go down It won't go down, it won't go down My c*ntry bo*er, it won't go down (Chorus) Paz: I f**ed Willie Nelson I f**ed him deep inside I f**ed Elvis Presley in the bathroom where he died I f**ed Dwight Yoakum Maynard: Johnny Cash grabbed his ankles and he hollered as she poked him Paz: I f**ed the Judds! Maynard: You f**ed the Judds? Group... s** (x3) Our c*ntry bo*ers, they won't go down f**ed Alabama f**ed the Oak Ridge Boys f**ed Randy Travis with a 12-inch plastic toy I f**ed the cast of Hee-Haw I f**ed Glen Campbell, f**ed him on a see-saw Kenny Rogers thought it cra** When I f**ed his big white a** I can't help it.... (Chorus)