Punchline - Travelocity lyrics

[Wordsworth] Yo International, globetrotter, in Bratislava This girl Delilah, struck my nut like Gold Schlager In Amsterdam my blunts are rolled proper Bahamas I get platinum p**y but only sold double copper They Wanna Have Fun like Cyndi Lauper [Masta Ace] Wendy Barker Chick was a friendly stalker Met her in India in a Fendi parka Switched the plan, never got to sniff the plant Cause her dad came home he had a pistol man So I jumped out the window like a b**h and ran [Wordsworth] Switzerland Suzanne that was with the band We had s** under the stands where they sit the fans Unzipped her pants Rubbed the clit with my hands Jerked me off 'till her wrists twisted and jammed I can't wait to get my dick french-kissed in France [Masta Ace] Cristol-Ann Met her in Bristol man Had a show with Shauwny-T and Mr. Jam Listen fam, she had a big rack of lamb And they caused mad problems like math exams Ask my man, her tits caused traffic jams [Hook: Wordsworth (Masta Ace)] If it's, trains, planes, or the back of the bus f**in' with us, trust (We travel) If the, price is right and the crowd is tight Yo any time of night (We travel) Just put us on the road (We travel) If it's, coupe, sedan, or the back of the van Just let us know the plan (We travel) If your, town is small and we out on tour Don't hesitate to call (We travel) We will hit the road (We travel) [Punchline] Yo, in India I got an Indian chick named Dirty Red When I cum I just aim for the dot on the forehead Legs spread, got this girl Benet in France nice Won't hit it cause the b**h too big like Kelly Price Got head in the bathroom before my next flight [Masta Ace] Vanessa White No drawers, dress was tight And she said she was a dike 'till I s**ed her right Switched her ov', fell for the Masta plan Touched my balls, swerved and I crashed the van Had to jump on the train, cost me half a grand Damn [Wordsworth] Amsterdam Holding a handicam A tramp named Pam had cramps so she cancelled plans Hotel Abyss Next night bedside stripping Blew her back out had her legs starts twitching f**ed 'till I caused a blackout in the red light district [Punchline] Check the next visit I'm in New Orleans with Bridget Twisted, I make the p**y fart when I hit it My L.A. girl is here, drunk off the liquor She slides down my pole like a Miami stripper I got mad broads because I'm that n***a [Hook] [Wordsworth] Uh, yo, yo I got Nina in Vienna Tina in Sierra Even Phoebe in Atlanta Trish and Trina in Savannah Dede, Kiki, Cece and Tameka in Havannah Sabrina, Alexandra, Hannah, three in Indiana Athena and Samantha from Tahiti and they dancers Genie who was squeezy, did graffiti and a Cancer While leaving Louisiana gave a CD as a sampler Was me and me and Tamber Drove to meet me with her grandma She's from Alabama Freaky and be easy in a camper But I squeeze her Had a threesome in her Mitsubishi Lancer