Pudgee tha Phat Bastard - Mommie Dearest - 38096 lyrics

[Pudgee] Here's a true story and I want you all to know About my man about my man around the way his name was Joe He and his mother lived together up on 45th But the way they looked you mighta thought that they were rich I used to see 'em but I didn't stop to conversate I was always in a rush, that woulda made me late He didn't hang outside, he always stayed at home He never had no company and didn't have a phone (no phone) His mother would come home from work, and never be seen again Until 7 A.M., the very next morning I'm not the one that got the bouquet that's the bottom line But everyone wanted to know - what was his past time? So me and a couple of my friends, went in his building Up to his floor, rang the bell on the apartment door (*ding dong*) It took him a while to come to the door but yo we didn't care Now they had me dyin to know what's goin on in there So finally he opened up, body full of sweat Pants unzipped, breathin hard, smellin like s** They didn't know what to say, I said, "I'm sorry yo - We wouldn'tve came if we knew that you was here with a ho" All of a sudden he got this look and he said "Man to man You call my moms another name and I'ma whip yo' a**" I stopped to think for a minute and then I said oh (ohhhh) Oh sh**! His moms was the f**in ho The n***a was doin his moms, don't he know that's a sin? Born from his mother's p**y, now he tryin to get back in It's gettin deeper everyday it's gettin tougher Yo he f**ed his mother so he was a motherf**er I know nobody ever thinks of sh** like this It's goin on somewhere out there, so here tell your mommie dearest