Psycoses - Lex D vs Psycoses lyrics

[Round 1: Psycoses] Psycoses vers' Lex D Now I know you're all expecting this to be of jokes in your anticipation But I came here to go bar for bar with him tonight cause that's what he lacks in his presentation So I promise you all tonight, I'm not gonna say one thing racist With that being said, let's get this battle going Now listen up you 7-11 clerk working piece of sh** I don't like you or our outsourcing cousins back in your f**ing nation But before this goes any further let's talk about the Karma One situation You dated a battle rap chick named Karma One, you retarded f** But I don't blame you it's your genetic intuition Belief in karma originated as an Indian tradition And for awhile we all thought you and that fat b**h were just great friends Cause Indians worship cows so to us it made sense You wanted to make Karma One your wife You kicked it with a heifer like Rocko's Modern Life You gave that dumb, fat, c*nt, vag a tongue lash You wanna know what rhymes with "dumb, fat, c*nt, vag and tongue lash"? "f** that dumb a** mustache" I'll get your dad fired from the Subway that he works at Then I'll find your mom after I get up and sprint when I'm quick to scurry To an Indian kitchen where the b**h is working Spit in the dish the b**h is serving Put my dick and jizz in her chicken curry giving her clit the fist of fury Then I just kick it and sit while I sip a Slurpy I beat that a** all night, we shake that house up That a** was softer than Drake's last album Cause she acts so different around me Your mom puts Febreze on her p**y So anyways, let me get this straight You're Middle Eastern and you're Hispanic? So you're kind of a cross of a Dalai Lama, Tijuana Osama, tostadas, Islam and Mohammad? A Mohammad that got a horchata with Guadalajara With Saddam and a lot of pinatas, Chihuahuas, llamas, [?] [Round 1: Lex D] What's up kiddo? I know you're really excited for this battle and that sh**'s dope But Psycoses looking kinda sick yo He's been rehearsing every second he could get though So much that this Psycoses turned into a skitzo So, I'ma need you to get outta here b**h ho Before I start rushing (Russian) hands on you like Wladimir Klitschko And how y'all expect this 'roid freak to even get hoes When his go to pick up line is, "Do you even lift bro?" Parents raised him really cool Gave him nicknames like, "Silly goose" for being the younger child Even mixes his protein shakes with a silver spoon, aw what a lucky girl So I find it funny how he front like he don't f** around and get to bucking now Only time Psy' get his two arms to let the K pop; Gangnam Style His everyday problems are like, "O.M.G., Stuart's ignoring Kevin." But his problem right now is eating my right bloaw like Superbowl 47 See, against Denter he said, "I'ma f** this boy like a Catholic priest." Think about it You practiced that line to yourself week after week That's something you could've easily went back to tweet You couldn't even say "pause" after that we had to press stop, eject and snap it clean Your Krispy battle was taken down cause you paid for the views What do you have to say for yourself? I mean, I heard of buying a vowel but that time you paid for an L See, I stay fresh as that new car smell Off top it's off with his head like he crossed the Mexican cartel You're in deep waters now, welcome to where the sharks dwell This isn't bars over jokes, it's bars over barbells Ya mama [Round 2: Psycoses] It's round two and it's time for me to start offing him now And just to show you the different between us, we can start at the penis But I'ma go bar for bar in this round More Happy than Gilmore when I take a club to the jaw of this clown You won't be talking all loud when you see the Calicoe is Loaded and they're bringing the coffin on out With a hearse to fetch it, every first aggressive You see me D? I'm not as calm Cause this turned in seconds to a nerd convention as soon as TPG put this comic on Now let's see if this comedian can stand up against a pair of these Let's keep it real One swing you'll think Lex O.D'd on a sleeping pill Nothing funny about that short clip when I pull the trigger Key & Peele You wanna go war malaki? But it's best to keep it chill I'm the Streets Disciple, Illmatic is God's Son so don't sleep on my Ether sk**s And it's not a movie made about JC's past when I break his face in half and you Fade To Black I'll throw a straighter jab, rock a fella (Rocafella), plain as that Then take his dame and dash (Damon Dash) But wait in fact let's change pace and take it back I'ma do Lex D style so you see how corny it is, the way that he rap Now what's that f*g with the mustache swag thinking he's coming with all bars? Your style is so old and retarded it works at Wal-Mart And I bet with that mustache you get a real tough feeling But someone needs to tell you look like you f** children I mean c'mon, now do we not think this guy is a rapist? He's even drawing dicks on pictures of little kids like J Sense But no disrespect to Sense cause he's a good dude and a beast with it too I just had to show the judges how Lex's style is f**ing easy to do With that being said, the days that your raps will get through to me Will be the same day that Chewsbakka says "no" to some snacks and some food to eat The day that that f*ggot Adrian stops acting so stupidly And that'll be the same day that Madness hits puberty And that'll be the same day that I stop f**ing ya mama [Round 2: Lex D] I'll give you five bucks if you go four hours without trying to rape a chick Lex D's lines electrifying like a Raiden hit You only live good cause your father's Will like Jaden Smith Your rap style's like a good Christian kid, you ain't saying "sh**" Psycoses your sister gives insane brain you got a psycho sis' Your erection's never faced a girl's direction, psycho stick I've noticed your lines won't hit if you don't have 20 of your boys there to ride your dick But if you wanna even the odds I'll make a few calls and have my dawgs sic your dawgs like Michael Vick You and your friends look like you got lost on your way to a gladness trip after taking way too many acid hits I'm too touch, this june bug will smoke you, that's a cancer stick I'm on my Danny Trejo So if I was you I'd watch what I say though before people wonder where in the f**ing world you are like Carmen Sandiego See, do you even spit? I'm hotter than demon sh** Blessing the mic without even having to sneeze a bit Who the f** do he think he is? Eat a dick piece of sh** I'm light years beyond you planning a summer Venus trip Your goal is forever a dream, you'll never be me But he been turning heads since he wearing SRA since he stepped in the scene All Psycoses rounds are brought to you by irrelevant multi's and Monster Energy Drink This is every Psycoses line ever rhymed You're bare inside, terrified, scared of dying, I'm a bear that rhymes And I'ma compare that line to Scary Spice and something else that barely rhymes My friends overreact to careless rhymes, [?] Yo, no it takes hard work to shift the paradigm See less is more and I actually spare the time You couldn't do what I do For you that's too many stairs to climb And that's why your battle raps ain't sh*t compared to mine Ya mama [Round 3: Psycoses] He just tried to multi like me and y'all reacted like that sh**'s amusing But if the judges give him the decision just know that he had to mimic me to do it Now it's round three, and just when you thought it couldn't get any worse for you This is the round where I get real f**ing personal Your mom uses Touch Of Gray for her p**y hairs So it doesn't look like she used to wear a wool when people will look in there But all jokes aside, back in '09 you were getting views on Grind Time in the west top division Then Grind Time collapsed and we're all wishing that your one dimensional a** would've fell off with it You were there all b**hing feeling ambidextrous having to pick a side when you're stressed Cause everything that you had to write was just left But the way you left wasn't right but it was right that you left But you left without the right to come right back where you left So battle rap left you just right there But I'm ambidextrous too, it's almost like I can't fight fair Cause if I give you a right, left here, you'll get left right there With a dead like stare But this is just a Casual Conflict to me as well So if this low stacks up can he survive when I give him three rounds? It would seem swell, but I'ma {clears throat} You just stare with a pause right there when it draws red dots on this Indian b**h No marriage involved when I'm beaming him He'll start to grab his chest and hardly catch his chest Like when Elvis pa**ed and went to cardiac arrest but there's no king in him You'll need a hearse to catch this nerdy f*g A certain fact he'll turn to black, he's Bernie Mack, a dead comedian Then this guy will come and die in front kinda like when Ryan Dunn Was high as f** and driving drunk and dying from The violent crush colliding on the median Those are real bars Lex and your past battles showed that you can't handle those Plus we can tell you're fake by the way you fell off like Michael Jackson's nose It's kinda like the powers of the Fantastic Four when you think of his career The way you got rock stretched out burning and then disappeared Now you hardly can't come with the harsh attack when you start to rap Cause now you're just a comic rapper, you're no longer the one they Marvel at But you were bragging about the statue you have with the Daily Dose belt as the champion Yeah, until Kray-Z K spanked your a** it You died from a Bigg K like Illmaculate And f** what you said in your first round If they knew the truth to why you started Daily Dose you would have no appeal son You started your own battle league cause you couldn't last in a real one f*ggot [Round 3: Lex D] Yo, yo all three of those rounds were f**ing trash Even the camera had to shut itself off like, "Man f** this trash." Ayo, at best you're worth a couple cents and a quarter The only reason your name is Psycoses is cause you have a f**ing mental disorder He'll be double fisting at bars Bud Light and a protein shake I have multiple sources that says you beat your ex and that's a cold piece, eh? So I guess when they're in the bedroom, "yes" means yes and "no" means rape So basically he f**ed her up and make her wear sungla**es during the vacation later He beats his ex's like a pissed and reckless Playstation gamer But he doesn't wanna know what happen if I boxed him Straight up box him, leave him with a cardboard box head A left hook will rock him and his ears will go "ringdingdingding" like he's trying to figure out what a fox says See, he's such a b**h, in order to beat me he needs y'all help to do it Well f** it, I don't give a f** if it's one against 17 I'ma swing on everything like Yasiel Puig Only choice is to body bag so I'ma off him with rhymes then But in a way this a** kicking is like a doctor prescribed it Cause the only way to beat Psycoses is to hospitalize him See, and if you feel any doubt, I don't care what you speaking about He mentions my name every other battle that just means he's used to having the D in his mouth So if he couldn't handle a relationship with a woman then you shouldn't But hey I gave him daps earlier, now we have something in common cause we both put hands on a woman See, so beating up a woman makes you feel strong as a man? Even with all those weights I thought you were stronger than that Such hypocrisy, I'm honestly no longer a fan Cause the second you put your hands on a woman you're no longer a man