Psycho Les - How to Survive the Apocalypse lyrics

[Sample from the movie Armageddon] [Verse 1] If the apocalypse started today Some of us would try to hide And some of us would cry to God and pray It's a dangerous world on a fragile axis Most of us aren't prepared if society ever collapses Major volcanic to earthquake events Tsunamis swallowing cities Drown entire populations to d**h It could be nuclear, biological or chemical war Or martial law or we could just run out of oil Those with major health issues won't survive Anyone on dialysis or a respirator device will die When the power-grid fails for days, weeks or months or years Think about that possibility with fear Power failure leads to no food or water Leading to collapse of law and order Then ma**ive robberies and slaughters Riots and looting Widespread violence and shootings Gunshot battles Survivors take rifles and Uzis [Hook] I'll show you how to survive the apocalypse I'll show you how to survive the end of the world [Verse 2] Having guns ain't the key to survival though They're just a piece of a big puzzle Of course it's 'bout what you know Practical sk**s are your most valuable tool Don't fall into the same trap that most amateurs do Buy your beans, bullets and band-aids Cause in the last days money's worthless What will matter is what you have to trade So practice raising a vegetable garden After the apocalypse you can survive If you are an exceptional farmer Old technology could be your salvation Study how the old world survived before modern civilization Gaining water, food, shelter, fuel, communications And build weapons and tools that once used to rule nations Share and watch each others backs Choose your friends wisely Increasing the probability of everyone surviving But most of all build your self reliance Protect your family And make sure always be prepared for violence