Psalm One - Absolute Drunk lyrics

I got an absolute crush on this absolute hunk I rolled with him for hours in an absolute trunk We were absolutely gone at this absolute time Smothered in a feeling of an absolute bind Recognize the moment when you absolutely slide To the drunker side of things in an absolute tide So I gave up the keys to my absolute friend And told my absolute guy that I'm absolutely in My driver's annoyed cause I'm loud and drunk I suggested that we ride in an absolute trunk And my crush so sweet he absolutely agrees And my absolute driver does what I please So we riding along in this absolute trunk And we both really feel like we absolutely won So kids take a note from your absolute rapper Give your keys up creative and you'll get home faster Absolute flash Absolute lights An absolute blast For an absolute night In the party biz In the party biz Recognize the moment when you start to live