Proof - Mom & Dad lyrics

[Proof] Drug nation, we know no denial We are f**in drug addicts, ha ha! Don'tcha? Yes! Don'tcha? Yes! Don'tcha? Gotta do it - Kurt Cobain! [Proof] Sex, d**, rock'n'roll Gave a little X, and I got some stroll Can't tell I lit this roach it's too hot to hold Turn that up, that's the Countin' Crows Hy-dro, let's abuse it Oh, no, that's techno music h*mos and s** abusers Slow mo', hit the exit duty A pill, b**h, and a room Condom biz, takes balloons Ass, tits, acid Pa** it (that's it!) Puff, puff, and pa** (Puff, puff, and pa**!) The motherf**in blunt that's stuffed with hash Don't make me have to punch yo' a** [Chorus: Proof] + (Rude Jude) Mom and Dad! (I smoke weed) Mom and Dad! (I do blow) Mom and Dad! (I take E) Mom and Dad! (I bang hoes) Oh Mom and Dad! (I sniff paint) I've been bad! (I drink 'gnac) Don't be mad please! (I jerk off) Mom and Dad! (I smoke crack) [Proof] My mind ain't where I left it last I got an F in cla**; in fact, eff this cla**! Why they call this a special cla**? I'm gon' press an a**, not test to pa** I do what I want, I'm tired of bein bored Pa** the Corona and turn on some p**n Hand me an ambi' and I start snorin And don't say it's too early in the mornin! I'm horn dog but bad to the bone Slick talkin teacher give me a**, I'm alone Here, take these pills and pa** 'em along I don't wanna die in my casket alone If I'm a gat in a room with a hand full of 'shrooms Morpheus, I took the red and the blue (Don't do d**) No more (Don't do d**) No less (Don't do d**) Without me (Don't do d**!) {*coughing*} That's Kid Rock's advice, Tupac alike With a pregnant nun, dick slobbin dyke (Aw come on Proof, man that ain't right!) Man f** you Salam, it's hip-hop for life I'm a cutthroat k**a with a bu*ter knife Man I got the dick that your mother likes [Chorus] [Rude Jude] Aiyyo Mom and Dad Thanks a million for raising me bang up job Dad You left when I was 5 dickhead! Yo, I got a secret for you Mom I don't even like going to those family reunions I just go there to bang my cousins That's it, you think I like playing volleyball? I'm lookin at their a**es Ma I'm tryin to knock up one of my cousins Mom Yo Pop, I think you're a f**in h*mo Hey thanks for payin for my college, I'm learnin a lot I'm learnin a million, I'm learnin a bunch of sh** Like how to put rufees in chicks drinks and f** 'em in the face Look for me at teabag.com b**h Thanks Mom, thanks Dad you're great Hey Proof, thanks for gettin me on the f**in record Pssh, college, I never been to college Community college what? I gotta say somethin else, what? f** it, I'm done...