Big business ain't easy I'm sure you'd agree Especially when the product is eternity- To stay one step ahead we must achieve And turn this holy temple Into a factory Is there anywhere you can run To hide from these thieves? - Cause eternity's on sale today for a fee Faith is buying me away Buying me a way To convert the ma**es into little servants Faith is buying me away Buying me a way Buying me into your home (soul) Our sanctuary of this high-rise Our steeples our billboards Our slogans our converts Oh don't forget to buy this T-shirt As you leave And open up the offering box And give until it hurts Show me an open heart and we'll steal it away Cause eternity's on up for sale for a small fee today You Know This altar is a stage Our sponsor must be paid And maybe even make the front page