Procol Harum - Poor Mohammed lyrics

Poor mohammed at the peep show Kick the beggar down the stairs Can't keep guard, he's old and feeble Steal his books, burn his prayers Poor mohammed at the keyhole Sit him by the kitchen door Slop his food all around the table Let him lick it off the floor Put mohammed in the cellar Keep him there 'til half past ten Ties some bacon to his beard Let the rats out on him there