Days, no need to count their number No need to keep a record Like the calendar on the wall Days, devoid of all ambition Sitting in the kitchen With the calendar on the wall These are the happy days of boredom They excite me through and through Days, when I don't mind admitting How much I hate the kitten On the calendar on the wall These are the happy days of boredom They excite me through and through Oh days, no need to count their number No need to keep a record Like the calendar on the wall No need to keep a record Like the calendar on the wall