You like my crib, baby? Well, come a little closer. Don't be shy Darlin', I want you so bad. I can almost taste the smell of your skin And honey, I'd be so sad, if you didn't break down and let me in You better let me in, baby. Don't you know ... If the Kid can't make you come, nobody can Am I gettin' through, baby? Sweetheart, I can be gentle as a lamb. If that's what gets you off I wanna get you off, baby And lover, straddle my bra** and we'll dance in the land of the hard and soft I don't care, baby. Whatever gets you off? If the kid can't make you come, nobody can Need I say more, baby? Do you wanna straddle my bra**? If the kid can't make you come, nobody ... That's a pretty blouse .... Thank you Take it off .... Is that better? A little bit, I'd rather see it live in concert though .... Well, I'll tell you what, cutie. I'll let you take that off Oh yes! This little hook went to Holland. This little hook went to France This little hook went to London. And this little hook went to... .... Uhmm Oh Lord! Honey, don't you ever try and breastfeed no baby .... Why not? Never mind. What time is it? .... Titty time I know that's right .... Uhmm What's my name? .... Morris No, come on baby, what's my real name? .... Uuh, uh, uhh Talk to me, talk to me .... M ... Mo ... Mor ... Morris! Yes! Oh baby, you're just too s**y .... Morris? Yeah baby .... What's my name? It's baby, ain't it? .... Oh Morris, what's my ... Ah ga ga ga ga! .... Oh, Morris! Too s**y! I bet you never thought I'd be this good, did you? Let me hear the pledge of allegiance, baby .... What do you mean? You know, like you used to do in school .... You got to be kidding. I guess you're not Come on baby, Morris is listening .... OK... I pledge allegiance ... to the flag... of the United States... of America ... .... and to the republic... for which it stands Oh Lord! You're just too s**y .... Uuh Ain't nobody bad like me?