Felt a pang late one afternoon I was fishin' off Muir beach With Larry LaLonde And I started to chew Grabbed a tuna salad sandwich Pretty soon Ler's yellin I was just a little pup Fish on. Fish on And it was derby day Out in San Pablo bay And my orange life vest Was dad and me and Darrell Taco flavored Doritos On twenty-pound test Dad caught a hundred pound sturgeon Now he fought that fish for an hour And a half And he grabbed for the gaff Darrell'd say "Jump ya sons a b**h!" When we got him in the boat He measured six feet long To write a song called I was so danged impressed I had Fish on T'was a bright and sunny day Fishin' shark & Stingray It was me and Todd Huth Out of Bohuas Lagoon Blued and tatooed Looks like I got me one of them Well hey, hey, hey I'll be screwed,