Primus - HOINFODAMAN lyrics

How 'bout one of them foot long sandwiches? Got some tasty cola right here Now look at that Chevy go She's faster than greased up lightning Soda pops and pimple cream will gladly kick ya down the green Just coat your cred with vaseline and shove it up your a** I used to be a pimp But now I'm hoinfodaman I'm hoinfodaman I'm hoinfodaman I used to be a pimp But now I'm hoinfodaman I'm hoin' for the advertising Advertising man Oh man, that's a juicy burger Crispy on them fries please I used to be a pimp But now I'm hoinfodaman I'm hoinfodaman I'm hoinfodaman I used to be a pimp But now I'm hoinfodaman I'm hoin' for the advertising Advertising man (He used to be a pimp But now he's hoinfodaman He's hoinfodaman He's hoinfodaman He used to be a pimp But now he's hoinfodaman He's hoin' for the advertising Advertising man) Soda pops and pimple cream will always kick ya down the green But the worst thing about ol' Charlie Sheen is when Hanes, they sold his a** I used to be a pimp But now I'm hoinfodaman I'm hoinfodaman I'm hoinfodaman I used to be a pimp But now I'm hoinfodaman I'm hoin' for the advertising Advertising man He used to be a pimp But now he's hoinfodaman He's hoinfodaman He's hoinfodaman He used to be a pimp But now he's hoinfodaman He's hoin' for the advertising Advertising man