Primus - Hennepin Crawler lyrics

Well you can ride the Hennepin Crawler for a dollar And pedal it around the world You can ride the Hennepin Crawler for a dollar And impress them steam punk girls If you ride the Hennepin Crawler for a dollar You'll feel that burn in your thigh 'Cause when you ride the Hennepin Crawler for a dollar You get to touch that pie in the sky He'll show you his greasy old pickle for a nickel Most say they'd rather not He tried to show a girl off of Florence street He's damn lucky he didn't get caught Fell asleep one night with a lit cigarette As he tried to drink away his pain When the firemen doused the burned out shack All they found was his greasy stain Now you can ride the Hennepin Crawler for a dollar And pedal your cares away You can ride the Hennepin Crawler for a dollar But you best be prepared to pay 'Cause when you ride the Hennepin Crawler for a dollar There's no friends and family deals If you ride the Hennepin Crawler for a dollar Your sweat's gonna grease them wheels You can try and buy law and order for a quarter Way back in the olden days He sold his soul for a donut hole Couldn't muster the nerve to ask for a raise She sold seashells and other things Down by the old seashore When she sold her song to a beer commercial She looked like a filthy who*e Well you can ride the Hennepin Crawler for a dollar And pedal it around the world You can ride the Hennepin Crawler for a dollar And impress them steam punk girls If you ride the Hennepin Crawler for a dollar You'll feel that burn in your thigh 'Cause when you ride the Hennepin Crawler for a dollar You get to bite that pie in the sky You get to bite that pie in the sky You get to bite that pie in the sky You get to bite that pie in the sky You get to bite that pie in the sky Hennepin, Hennepin Crawler Hennepin, Hennepin Crawler Hennepin, Hennepin Crawler You can ride the Hennepin Crawler for a dollar