Primus - The Return of Sathington Willoughby lyrics

[Sound of cheering crowd] Fellow colleagues! Distinguished members of the press! Ladies and gentlemen. I'd like to take this opportunity To personally and humbly Thank each and every one of you For joining us At this particular event. It is my hope That we can utilize This meeting of the minds To successfully convey The essence Of our platform To you, A grand and noble audience. As I look out among the faces, I reflect, Finding console In the words of Franklin Delano Roosevelt Who said: "We have nothing to fear But fear itself." Paranoia is a disease unto itself. And may I add: The person standing next to you, May not be Who they appear To be. So take precautions! "A mind is a terrible thing to waste." This is true! Many a young person has fallen prey To the substances that alter the perspective Of any right-thinking individual. The problem with the youth today Is ... because of their Inexperience with the world They cannot Attempt to grasp The ideals Set forth By myself and those who Preceded me. But ... as history has shown ... They will come around And ... embrace Our philosophies And ... become Model citizens in their own right. God bless this great nation.