Primus - Coddingtown lyrics

I went down to Coddingtown To buy for Lucky Dog Moved on up to Sono-co To clear my head of smog People 'round town they all line up To buy them Chevrolets But me I talked to the Mopar man Been talkin' now for days I went down to Coddingtown It seemed the thing to do You can get it all down there From tennis balls to glue Standin' up in the ol' smoke shop Met a girl named Honey Pie If you shamble long enough You wanna go, you gotta go Bring me on back Lordy, Lordy, Coddigntown That's the place to be Lordy, Lordy, Coddingtown That's the place for me I went down to Coddingtown And met old Santy Claus Beanie Boy got a hold of that beard Nearly yanked it from his jaws I stepped on up to the pizza man And gobbled down some filth I shambled 'round now too damn long I wanna go, I gotta go Bring me on back Lordy, Lordy, Coddingtown That's the place to be Lordy, Lordy, Coddingtown That's the place for me