Primus - Poetry & Prose lyrics

I ain't one for poetry, aint' one for prose. ain't one for the scent of a sping-time rose. But the is one face that I do know, I sure get a kick out of that beavis and bu*t-head show. Other day I turn my tv on, and guess what I do see? Two crazy-a** cartoon sunsab**hes staring on back at me. Said "what the hell's this", and ler said "boy, dont' you know? " The whole world's gone crazy over that there beavis and bu*t-head show. Talk about couch fishing, now I could go for that. I could go for frog baseball, but I be inclined to use a cat! On comedy, I'm a stooges man. I like larry, curly and moe. But now and then a get a chuckle watchin' the beavis and bu*t-head show. Stone-temple pearlvana chain, now there's a helluva band. They got that original sound that's sweepin' 'cross the land. Ain't no zz top though, now that's the band for me. If I had my way mtv'd play just them and ac/dc. I ain't nothing special, I'm your average kinda man. I like a frosted barley pop and I drink 'em outta the can! I don't give a rat's a** about poetry and not a damn 'bout prose. I sure get a kick outta them beavis and bu*t-head shows. bu*thead: "hey beavis..." Beavis: "what? " bu*thead: "i was just like...thinking and stuff...it was pretty cool." Beavis: "yeah, I'm gonna try that." bu*thead: "tv is cool..." Beavis: "yeah, yeah, tv rules....it rules! yeah..." bu*thead: "hey beavis...i heard that pretty soon, they're gonna have, like, 500 channels. That's gonna be cool." Beavis: "really? that would be cool." bu*thead: "you know what would be really cool, though? if like, one of the channels didn't s**." Beavis: "yeah, but, like, if one of them didn't s**, why would you need the other...um... Three hundred and twenty-seven? " bu*thead: "because, you know all those tv shows that s**? it's like, you gotta put them Somewhere! you can't put 'em on the cool channel!" Beavis: "yeah, yeah! they should call it the cool channel!"