In the summertime It's the perfect time For a suicide And in a sundress It's the way to impress Your murderer With bloodstained sheets Stained for weeks A deep red color is oh-so chic Well, on a holiday (Holiday) Where I can slay my protege Oh oh oh oh Riviera Oh oh oh oh mascara Oh oh oh oh Riviera Oh oh oh oh mascara Oh, I said, oh, alright Your new wardrobe Beneath the strobe With a bullet hole (Bullet hole) Awash in the sauna You know I wanna My Madonna (Donna) donna Your sculptured frame Corey Haim A pretty little body that I want to maim Well, on a holiday (Holiday) Where you can play my Gautier Oh oh oh oh Riviera Oh oh oh oh mascara Oh oh oh oh Riviera Oh oh oh oh mascara Oh, I said, oh You're so pretty (Pretty) And I'm so cruel (Cruel) I didn't mean to take your life in a heated pool (Aaaaaah!) Oh, Nigel, I'm so sorry I have a confession to make: I jacked off in your diary Please don't tell Tchaikovsky the news I feel like a f**in' dog, man Don't be angry I know you'd have done the same thing I was in pieces after the funeral, Nige I'm cummin' with you Do it to me now, man. Unload!