Euros and pounds Euros and pounds Jangling in my change purse Pennies and dimes Nickels and pence Hard to distinguish by sound Hard to distinguish by feeling around Euros and quarters and pounds Shillings and pence And euro cents Mingling and mixing together At the skate rink Buying a drink Now seems to take forever At the shoot range The correct change Never has been so elusive Who knew that coins were abusive Euros and quarters and pounds Why can't there be Solidarity Among currency Can you tell me If there's a way That when i pay I'll be okay And it would be easy It would be easy It would be easy Dollars and cents Make so much sense Why can't they work all over Cleveland and nice and dover Euros and quarters and pounds