Presence - Tonz Of Fun lyrics

[Intro] How shallow can a man be I borrowed this story from a friend now an enemy 'cause no friend of mine would ever cross the line and disrespect a lady of any kind [Verse 1] [sing] Stranger in my bed can't recall last night that's why I'm sleepin' with Carney Wilson's head oh god got to wash my nuts I've done it once again [Chorus] [rap] Go Go get dressed get outta my bed now find your way home Go [Verse 2] [sing] Lucky to have survived she was more than twice my size big is beautiful but I'm just a small guy and I could break under the weight of her thighs maybe now I should quit my drinkin' what was I thinkin' oh god I've done it once again [Chorus] [Bridge] [rap] I had the beer goggles strapped on pa**ed out face down naked on the lawn awakened by the vibration of the earth shaking the type of girl that literally brings home the bacon in my state of mind I was hers for the taking it seems she was interested in some lovemaking "do you know Jay Slim, I heard he was hung" it was then that I knew we were in for wang chung she grabbed my car keys my ID we dipped in between sips of Schlitz she kept lickin' her lips I couldn't tell if that meant she wanted my dick or to drive-thru KFC for another drumstick [sing] I feel so ashamed no one to blame but myself I've done it once again [Chorus] [Outro] How shallow can a man be he must be too blind to see that he's bleeding insecurities and she cries...