Poxy Boggards - I Once Had a La** lyrics

I once had a la** with a nice round a** Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho! Leaving little crop circles when she sits in the gra**. For tuppence and a wink she's ready to go! She's sweet and kind and tends my need Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho! And no gra** will grow where I plant my seed. Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho! And I'll follow that la** where'er she'll go! I once had a la** with great, big breasts. Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho! She'd a mountain range upon her chest. For tuppence and a wink she's ready to go! 'Tis a wondrous thing as each man knows, Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho! But no matter how I s**, no milk will flow. Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho! And I'll follow that la** where'er she'll go! I once had a la** with a figure fair, Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho! With hourgla** curves and chestnut hair. For tuppence and a wink she's ready to go! She says, "Pay up if you wants the rest." Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho! So I left my pearls upon her breast. Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho! And I'll follow that la** where'er she'll go! I once had a la** who could go all night. Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho! She never needed rest it was quite a sight. For tuppence and a wink she's ready to go! Her stamina was hard to top. Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho! I get out of breath when I blow her up. Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho! And I'll follow that la** where'er she'll go! I once had a la** with a full s** life. Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho! Too popular to be a wife. For tuppence and a wink she's ready to go! She makes the Ren Fair boys all thicken Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho! 'Cause she's tattooed goth bi-s**ual Wiccan. Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho! And I'll follow that la** where'er she'll go! I once had a la** with a cunny wide. Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho! You'd marvel at the things you'd find inside. For tuppence and a wink she's ready to go! Four wedding rings and a mouse so far, Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho! A full case of beer and a Cuban cigar. Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho! And I'll follow that la** where'er she'll go! I once had a la** who lived in a hole. Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho! I lowered her water down in a bowl. For tuppence and a wink she's ready to go! It puts the lotion on its skin Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho! Or else it gets the hose again. Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho! And I'll follow that la** where'er she'll go! Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho! And I'll follow that la** where'er she'll go!