Poxy Boggards - Lager Than Life lyrics

Chorus: I'd rather have lager than life. I'll take a strong stout over strife. I'd prefer to confer with a half-pint of ale Than live a long life till my private parts fail. For life without liquor is to no avail. So bring me lager for life. I'd rather have whiskey than wealth For riches bring thieves of great stealth. The wealthy drink wine and on pheasant they dine, But give me a keg and a fine turkey leg And I'll eat, drink and toast to your health. Chorus I'd rather have beer than have fame For drinking's a much safer game Though bravery's a virtue, that warfare can hurt you. Let other men fight while I drink every night And gain a less sober acclaim. Chorus I'll take good ale over girls. They titter and play with their curls. Young women complain and cause me great pain, But with Ale as my mate, I'll thank God for my fate While I give her a necklace of pearls. Chorus (at least thrice)