'Tis half past three and the chill is gone It's the longest binge I've ever been on Had so many pints, my mind's stupefied But through all the haze I still hear the cry! Drink, motherf**er, drink, motherf**er, drink! A curse to you lads, a curse on your head, Drinking pint after pint until I am dead I just keep drinking and I don't know why, But tonight is the night that I drink 'til I die! It's quarter to five and I'm still going strong Is this the only place I truly belong? To make it all end I the good Lord beseech, Lying on the floor with my drink out of reach! Drink, motherf**er, drink, motherf**er, drink! A curse to you lads, a curse on your head, Drinking pint after pint until I am dead I just keep drinking and I don't know why, But tonight is the night that I drink 'til I die! 'Tis six in the morning, can't remember my name, I see all those faces - they all look the same And the puke on the floor makes a terrible stink, What is this demon that makes me want to drink! Drink, motherf**er, drink, motherf**er, drink! A curse to you lads, a curse on your head, Drinking pint after pint until I am dead I just keep drinking and I don't know why, But tonight is the night that I drink 'til I die! (Drink, motherf**er, drink, motherf**er, drink! Drink, motherf**er....) Drink, motherf**er, drink, motherf**er, drink! A curse to you lad, a curse on your head, Drinking pint after pint until I am dead I just keep drinking and I don't know why, But tonight is the night that I drink 'til I die! It's now almost noon and the spinning has stopped There'll be no more drink, to the floor I do drop And there's Ol' Nick offering eternal pain, He smiles as he sings this infernal refrain: Drink, motherf**er, drink, motherf**er, drink! A curse to you lads, a curse on your head, Drinking pint after pint until I am dead I just keep drinking and I don't know why, But tonight is the night that I drink 'til I die! A curse to you lad, a curse on your head, Drinking pint after pint until I am dead I just keep drinking and I don't know why, But tonight is the night that I drink 'til I die! DRINK, MOTHERfu*kER, DRINK, MOTHERfu*kER, DRINK!!!