Positive K - Ain't No Crime lyrics

[Radio excerpt] DJ: The topic: Is the police department really doing justice to the people here in New York City Caller: Hello DJ: Hello? Caller: Hello. Hello! DJ: Hello! Caller: Yeah. Corruption, corruption, all the way. The cops are just full of it. A guy told me… DJ: Ay pal Caller: A guy told me… DJ: Ay, hello, hello! Caller: Hello? DJ: Did you call here before? Caller: Did I call before? No, it's my first time calling, guy DJ: You called here before, didn't you? Caller: (sputtering) DJ: You were from White Plains, you called Caller: (sputtering) …checking my phone calls or something… DJ: No, you, you, you called from White Plains, didn't you? Are you calling from White Plains now? Caller: White Plains Road! DJ: In White Plains, right? Caller: On the Bronx, White Plains Road! DJ: What's your point, pal? Caller: What I'm trying to tell you, you take it in the a**! DJ: (chuckles) [“Heaven and Hell is on Earth” sample] Children growing Women producing Men go working some go stealing Everyone's got to make a living [Ad-libs: Positive K] Swing it over here yo Swing it over here yo Swing it over here yo Swing it over here yo Swing it over here yo Swing it over here yo (Uh) Yeah swing it over here yo Swing it over here yo [Verse 1: Positive K] Don't tell me what I'm not Just because I drops it like it's hot I get what I get, and I got what I got For thinking fast, right here on the spot (Uh) I'm spontaneous wit a ho in my radius (yeah) You got a girl, buy my tape and play her this Watch which way she'll sway And I bet she's gonna say OWWW, Pos K So don't pause, panic, or get picky I'll make ya girlfriend's panties sticky And she'll wanna get with the dapper A rapper, I got no choice but to tap her So let her know who the [?] the big barracuda That's like a Lexus to a scooter (Uh) So ease off, come down [?] I remain like a freckle, transform like Jekyll I'm being bad yo, making mad dough, pulling off slow (Uh) In a Volvo Pos K's imperial Brothers wanna be smooth but can't find my material (shhhh) Understand I'm good with mine And when you realize that, everything'll be fine [Hook: Positive K] Ain't no crime, on the way I'm gettin mine It ain't no crime, it ain't no crime It ain't no crime, on the way I'm gettin mine It ain't no crime, it ain't no crime [Verse 2: Positive K] On the nightshift, a lot of ladies was offended But being offended wasn't what I intended Pos K raps on, what's real, rappin on what's real (yeah, yeah) Gives me that street feel A in a borough in a city near the city I can't have the Doo-Wop, without the ditty (what) I got the sk**s to pay those And if ya got beef, I suggest, you better raise those (Uh) But tell me can you take it Ya have better luck a bungie jumping bu*t naked (shhhh) I'm gettin loot in 52 cities and hanging hard See here, like your grandmom's titties Tell it like it is and like it isn't No girl is gonna lock me up as if I was in prison (Uh) ‘Cause I'm a batchelor, my doctor says I'm fertile Running through girls like Carl Lewis does the hurdles (mm) Ladies know my forté, plus I [?] foreplay When I go too far they say, that's okay ‘Cause I'm the Positive, but, girls, they call me Pozzy We can go together just like Harriett and Ozzie Eff matrimony! That's B, baloney Picture me settling down with a wife! Nah that don't even sound right (nah) But my motto is, a pimp or die Come on now [Hook] [Verse 3: Positive K] Honeys in my face just like a booger (like a booger) I say slow down, low down, and don't you play yourself, sugar (Uh) I don't like girls who act like such Talking about take me out to dinner (but what) Nah we're goin' Dutch Uh, then I think and realize that it sums up (Uh-huh) ‘Cause when I bust off, I clog honeys gums up (Uh-huh) That's why she calls me Sir Spermalot Cause when I make love, I make her squeal, and she squirms a lot So don't ask, is he nasty or has he Uh baby, don't put none a that past me Cause I'm the man with the power If being fly was a minute, well I'm a motherf**ing hour (sh**) Now don't do like I say so (Uh-huh) And you'll get eaten like a dish called Rapper Alfredo In the quickness you're getting sparked You do so much as [?] blink And you can die in the dark I hear dem talking, but I don't know what dem tinkin' I hear dem talking, but I don't know what dem tin kin' This ain't a song about me being fly It's a song about me, myself, and I You know this I Persist, and refuse to get jammed People try to [?] flam, but every song that I make slam Like Abe Lincoln, they wanna see me dead, stinkin' I'm not sinkin', so [?] how ya thinkin' I'm rising, rising at a rapid rate And at my weight, I'm gonna wax the whole damn state And every step I take It's a step in the struggle And everything I got, ay yo I got it on the juggle Nobody gave me nothing see I fought my way That's why I'm proud to say that I'm the Positive K (that's right) From Robin Givens down to Michael Bivins What I'm saying is, everybody gotta make a living Come on [Hook] Swing it over here yo Swing it over here yo Swing it over here yo It ain't no crime…