Porter Wagoner - The Man in the Little White Suit lyrics

Smokin' cigarettes bar the garden drinkin' coffee by the town Slowly pullin' my hair out by the rules Acting funny lookin' at the mirror making faces like a clown Just sittin' here waitin' for the man in the little white suit Everybody told me you would drive me crazy And they said you'd had me barking like a hound But a foolin' loving enough since to tisten now my barking is the gossip of the town Smokin' cigarettes... [ steel ] Just a crazy fool to believe the things you told me I hate to say too foolish you know who I'd sooner be the victim of a hanging then to be a fool I am because of you Smokin' cigarettes... Smokin' cigarettes... Just sittin' here waitin' for the man in the little white suit Just sittin' here waitin' for the man in the little white suit