Have you seen the well to do up in down Park Avenue On that famous thoroughfare with their noses in the air? High hats and narrow collars, white spats and lots of dollars Spending every dime for a wonderful time If you're blue, and you don't know where to go to Why don't you go where fashion sits? Putting on the Ritz Different types of wear a day coat Pants with stripes and cut-away coats Perfect fits Putting on the Ritz Dressed up like a million dollar trooper Trying hard to look like Gary Cooper Super duper! Come, let's mix where Rockefellers Walk with sticks or umbrellas in their mitts Putting on the Ritz Putting on the Ritz Putting on the Ritz Putting on the Ritz Tips his hat just like an English chappie To a lady with a wealthy pappy Very snappy You declare simply topping To be there and hear them swapping Smart tidbits Putting on the Ritz Putting on the Ritz