I walk wearing a crown, self-proclaimed Roaylty At least compared to you I'm as good it gets and will be remembered I know, I was told so I talk wearing a frown With arrogance and loathing, I address the punters I'm the best there is, so beautiful and bold I've got the touch of gold No matter how f**ed, no matter how f**ed I am The flavor of the month, come and take a bite Another useless one, another spoon-fed, another spoon-fed mind I'm the ba*tard incarnate, an odious deadpan prick Don't care what you think I'm the VIP, the morons united Access all areas No matter how f**ed, no matter how f**ed I am The flavor of the month, come and take a bite Another useless one, another spoon-fed mind Thus the rumors linger, envy tongues surround Thus the pointing finger, being holier than, holier than thou The flavor of the month, come and take a bite Another useless one, another spoon-fed mind Thus the rumors linger, envy tongues surround Thus the pointing finger, being holier than, holier than thou