When I was a child staring at the tube I saw s**, violence and d**h on the news One day I saw the duke k** someone Daddy said don't worry boy, they're just acting son All I want is attention from somebody Somebody pay attention to me Like them actors I got no shame I want my fifteen minutes of fame Doin' as I see on my tv Doin' as I see on my tv Can I get on the news if I k** my wife? Would you respect me more if I took my life? I tried to act and my career just flopped So I beat up my neighbors and I got on cops All I want's a millions bucks from somebody Somebody pay a million bucks to me I could shoot and rape and k** And buy me a house in beverly hills, please? Doin' as I see on my tv Doin' as I see on my tv I'd even do a p**no flick, like all them hollywood chicks I'm doin' it as I see on my tv Took my girl to rent a p**no movie I thought that it'd be kinda groovy I thought that'd this impress my lover And there she was right on the cover! All I want is attention from somebody Somebody pay attention to me I'm a man I got no shame I want my fifteen minutes of fame Doin' as I see on my tv Doin' as I see on my tv Hell I'd even do a p**no flick, like my hero rocky did Doin' as I see on my tv Whistling, gargling (Spoken:) I am not aware!