It's these substandard motels on the (lalalalala) corner of 4th and Fremont Street Appealing only because they are just that unappealing Any practiced Catholic would cross themselves upon entering The rooms have a hint of asbestos and maybe just a dash of formaldehyde And the habit of decomposing right before your very lalalala eyes. (Along with the people inside) What a wonderful caricature of intimacy Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy Tonight tenants range from: a lawyer and a virgin Accessorizing with a rosary tucked inside her lingerie (She's getting a job at the firm come Monday) The Mrs. will stay with the cheating attorney Moonlighting aside, she really needs his money Oh what a wonderful caricature of intimacy Yeah (Yeah) And not to mention the constable and his proposition for that "virgin" Yes, the one the lawyer met with on "strictly business" as he said to the Mrs. Well only hours before After he had left, as she was fixing her face in a compact There was a terrible crash (There was a terrible) CRASH! Between her and the badge She spilled her purse and her bag, and held a "purse" of a different kind (Along with the people inside) What a wonderful caricature of intimacy Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy There are no... raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses, it's sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses, shade of the sheets and before all the stains, and a few more of your least favorite things. Raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses, it's sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses, shade of the sheets and before all the stains, And a few more of your least favorite things. Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy Raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses, it's sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses, shade of the sheets and before all the stains, And a few more of your least favorite things. Raindrops on roses and the girls in the white dresses, And the sleeping with the roaches and the taking best guesses, shade of the sheets and before all the stains, And a few more of your least favorite things.