[intro] Chris Porter. Mr. Worldwide We want all the s**y women on the dancefloor shaking their Now here's the water dance [verse 1: Chris Porter] Funky, funky, everything funky Big gal, turn around, show me your donkey Oh my lord, that's a whole lot of chunky I can tell you from a whole 'nother country I am a drug so I know a whole lot of junkies In the club chillin' with a whole lot of drunkies Plenty fun, when it comes to girls I know plenty them Fat ones, skinny ones, all over twenty one (WOO) We got the dusse drippin' She looking at me like "you stay trippin'" Dolce & Gabbana bag, got a young Madonna here She gon' twerk her body 'til her body need obamacare Do it for the vine. Do it for the gram Do it for the couple hundred dollars in my hand No discrimination if ya heavy in the middle Or you only got a little, go ahead and make it jiggle [bridge] (GO) Ain't no party like an east coast party With a west coast chick that got a down south body And she bounce that body. Bounce, bounce that body Bounce that body. Bounce, bounce that body [Chorus] Do the water dance, girl, do the water dance Do the water dance, girl, do the water dance From Miami to the bay to the port of France Back to Jersey baby, go and do the water dance Do the water dance, girl, do the water dance Do the water dance, girl, do the water dance From Miami to the bay to the port of France Back to Jersey baby, go and do the water dance [verse 2: Pitbull] (WEEEEEEEEEEEEEHOO) I'm more like a gyno. No I'm not a doctor I don't gotta talk it, I just gotta walk it Them boys get to hatin'. Women get to stalkin' Yeah they rap, but they ain't saying nothin' I'm rippin' and dipping, slipping my dick in the chicken Having threesomes with threesome's 33 call it pippen Why you 33 years old, still talking 'bout pimpin'? I'm 34 making 'bout 100 million or more! (hahahaha) Use to move perico, now these people know it's chico Like the beatles went from pipes to needles to G4 flights con los amigos Now we're drinking voli vodka con el vino Met her in the mile high club - y se vino! I ride for the people Die for the people Bang for the people Rep for the people Man I'm the people's champ Dale loca, shake that Go ahead and do the water dance 'darlin! [bridge] Ain't no party like an east coast party With a west coast chick that got a down south body And she bounce that body. Bounce, bounce that body Bounce that body. Bounce, bounce that body [Chorus] Do the water dance, girl, do the water dance Do the water dance, girl, do the water dance From Miami to the bay to the port of France Back to Jersey baby, go and do the water dance Do the water dance, girl, do the water dance Do the water dance, girl, do the water dance From Miami to the bay to the port of France Back to Jersey baby, go and do the water dance [verse 3: Chris Porter] (WOOOO) Girl dem a freaka And she move her booty like her name is Niesha Got me thinking 'bout it 7 days of the weeka First she dip low the she dip down deeper, she got me like WOOOO! Girl dem a freaka And she move her booty like her name is Niesha Got me thinking 'bout it 7 days of the weeka If you can't do it then my girl goin' teach ya'! (Ahhhh) Ha-ha-ha, are you t**ng or nah? Ha-ha-ha-ha, are you t**ng or nah? Ha-ha-ha-ha, are you t**ng or nah? Look back at it like you reversing the car (HEEEEY) Give it to me (HEEEEY) Break it down (HEEEEY) Bring it back (HEEEEY) Swing it round (HEEEEY) Give it to me (HEEEEY) Break it down (HEEEEY) Bring it back (HEEEEY) Swing it round [bridge] Ain't no party like an east coast party With a west coast chick that got a down south body And she bounce that body. Bounce, bounce that body Bounce that body. Bounce, bounce that body [Chorus] Do the water dance, girl, do the water dance Do the water dance, girl, do the water dance From Miami to the bay to the port of France Back to Jersey baby, go and do the water dance Do the water dance, girl, do the water dance Do the water dance, girl, do the water dance From Miami to the bay to the port of France Back to Jersey baby, go and do the water dance