Pit Boss - Prant lyrics

When I'm about to get in some pants You know I'd rather just take the chance What if I get hemmed with an STD? Burning sensation whenever I pee Warts on my dong, do you wanna see? So what? The clinic's always free I'll go there and I'll get a shot Sure to fix whatever I've got Now my co*k's no longer dripping snot And I kinda' like the Q-tip, actually