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Pink Guy - Nickelodeon Girls lyrics

(Hello, Nickelodeon headquarters)
Hi, sorry to disturb you this late in the night
I have a serious inquiry directed toward Nickelodeon
You know y'all used to have some fire b**hes
When I turn on the TV I'm trying to see my favorite b**hes
Zoey101? Jennette McCurdy? Oh my God
And now all you got is these preteens
Bruh, I'm not a pedo
I'm not trying to look at these little kids and get aroused
Now I can't watch Nickelodeon with my dick in my hand anymore
Now I'm f**ing upset
This is some f**ing bullsh**

Dan Schneider
Bring all my b**hes back
I need all my b**hes, I need all my b**hes
The new sh** you put out is wack
Dan Schneider
I'm just trying to get an erection
But now that these kids looking 13 and under
My penis will suffer

Dan f**ing Schneider (Schneider)
This ain't a f**ing game, b**h
I wanna watch a sitcom
With my hand on my dick
I wanna see a titty (titty)
Not f**ing kid sh**
Return all the hot chicks
Or you gon get it b**h

ICarly, iCarly
I don't care if you look like Michael Jackson
As long as you giving me action
And Freddy gon' film the reaction
Sam gonna join in
And s** me a fat one
Nickelodeon girls
Can't live without 'em (whew)

Ariana Grande
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I know I drive a Hyundai
I can put you in a coma
Have brunch on a Sunday (fancy)
My dick put you in a coffin
All night screaming and tossing
Victoria Justice
I know you tryna touch this

Lizzie McGuire is tight
But I bet Zoey's tighter
You can find me in her bed
Digging through that vaginer
Amanda Bynes, you a little bit crazy
But you can still have my babies (whew)
Go down like a dog with the rabies
Y'all can't save me

Uh, a little bit of weed, hard liquor for the ladies
Got me feeling like a young Dan Schneider from the 80's
With a Jewish law firm and an all black Mercedes
She playing with the balls like Brady (ay)
f** off with the sh**ty little kids with their stupid sh**
I only wanna see the ones with a body fit
And I don't want to be the one to be a little b**h about it
But I'm just saying what everybody is thinking (hahahahaha)
Where the titties at?
Dan Schneider why you ruining your business?
You realize I'd probably buy cable if you keep all the girls
And the ratings all stable
Cuz I ain't tryin to see a young baby in the cradle
Cuz I'm not a pedophile
I'm not trying to see that sh** (c'mon man)

The girls I have s**ualized are all in their 20's and 30's
I'm not saying you should change all the b**hes
But at least something after 10:30 (30!)

Dan Schneider
Bring all my b**hes back
I need all my b**hes, I need all my b**hes
I need all my b**hes back

I love you Dan Schneider, just please bring them back

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