Pink Guy - I Will Get A Vasectomy lyrics

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Pink Guy - I Will Get A Vasectomy lyrics

[Intro] I just wanna show my appreciation to how much I love kids and teens between the ages of twelve and seventeen [Verse 1] Why, are kids so f**ing stupid? Did their parents not beat them hard enough-enough-enough? I try, to empathize with teens Because when I was younger I was stupid too-too-too (It's true) But then I realized, that I was never this stupid My friends were never this stupid, y'all are just dense-dense-dense Like damn, I'm really, really concerned I wish your father would use that wooden spoon-spoon-spoon (Just f**ing beat them already) I was being ironic man, what a f**ing loser. Do you have- [Verse 2] Listen kids, being edgy is okay But the same ten jokes in a row, that's just not okay-okay-okay Like damn, is that all you can come up with? If you're gonna be racist at least be original, please (Yeah, we're dead serious) If you're under seventeen, please don't ever talk to me You think this is part of the act, but please don't come near me [Outro] Dude, get a load of this guy! He's never heard of irony before! What a f**ing loser dude! Jimmy it's past your bedtime Dad no It's past your bedtime, get back to bed I was just being ironic I don't care No dad please No, you're being a piece of sh**, take these spanks you little b**h Daddy please, daddy please Who do you think you are? who the f** do you think you are? Talking to people on the internet like you're some piece of sh**, calling irony I was just being ironic Take these f**ing spanks you dumba** kid. I should've never given birth to you, you piece of sh**. Take that, I'm out of here son I was being ironic If I should even call you son Daddy, have you ever heard of irony before? I was just kidding, that crying was ironic, i wasn't actually crying What the f** did you just say? You want me to come back here? Huh? Nothing daddy That's what I f**ing thought, go back to bed, it's nine PM